tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18784445.post7264235410726138117..comments2024-01-16T17:40:13.951-05:00Comments on Somewhere in NJ: Tell me a joke, quick!LauraHinNJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08329387562570495570noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18784445.post-26977797574520271372008-02-02T23:37:00.000-05:002008-02-02T23:37:00.000-05:00This is the only joke I can ever remember.Where di...This is the only joke I can ever remember.<BR/><BR/>Where did Hitler keep his armies?<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>Up his sleevies! <BR/><BR/>:)Ruralityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06616461213179182660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18784445.post-20683692604569939652008-02-02T22:53:00.000-05:002008-02-02T22:53:00.000-05:00Well, these two rabbits walk into a bar .... the ...Well, these two rabbits walk into a bar .... the bartender says we don't serve rabbits here. We want martinis they say.<BR/><BR/>I guess you just chip away at some of those old habits a little bit at a time. It helps a lot to stop and think of how far you've come.RGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02017190779860810318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18784445.post-70703101209864625152008-02-02T21:29:00.000-05:002008-02-02T21:29:00.000-05:00Can't think of a single joke right now. I need so...Can't think of a single joke right now. I need some jokes, too :o/<BR/><BR/>I so understand everything you said. Hang in and keep looking forward. Spring forward.Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02040099513110890878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18784445.post-48328361699095075512008-02-02T20:10:00.000-05:002008-02-02T20:10:00.000-05:00Laura--how about a whole website filled with pun j...Laura--how about a <A HREF="http://www.badpuns.com/list.php?section=shaggy" REL="nofollow">whole website</A> filled with pun jokes?<BR/>These are my favorite kind of jokes. Tells you something about me, doesn't it.KGMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05165941950953938943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18784445.post-26275360115136363322008-02-02T15:49:00.000-05:002008-02-02T15:49:00.000-05:00Oh wow! I stink at jokes. All I can offer is tea...Oh wow! I stink at jokes. All I can offer is tea and empathy. I think we have had similar weeks.entotohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04765602736333069178noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18784445.post-3645807656677802562008-02-02T10:24:00.000-05:002008-02-02T10:24:00.000-05:00I know the feeling... I was very cranky yesterday ...I know the feeling... I was very cranky yesterday and everything I tried to do took twice as long and/or failed for some reason. Is that why I was cranky, or did my crankiness affect my work flow?<BR/><BR/>Maybe this will make you chuckle. It's a bumper sticker in very poor taste... still, when I saw it, I couldn't supress a guffaw:<BR/><BR/>"Monica Lewinski's X-boyfriend's wife for president."<BR/><BR/>(Please do not make any assumptions about my political leanings based on this post! It just made me giggle, that's all!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18784445.post-33178459229581703492008-02-02T05:45:00.000-05:002008-02-02T05:45:00.000-05:00Well, I couldn't top Dave's joke if I tried.Today ...Well, I couldn't top Dave's joke if I tried.<BR/>Today it "tomorrow" since you wrote this. And tomorrows often do help. I hope that's the case for you.<BR/>What you said about things no longer holding the same power made me stop and think. No, they don't, and that is a very good part of growing older, and hopefully a little wiser.bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00658103343742852411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18784445.post-55120094085638513652008-02-01T23:44:00.000-05:002008-02-01T23:44:00.000-05:00These two guys are walking along a public beach. O...These two guys are walking along a public beach. One of them looks up at a low-flying gull and wouldn't you know it - the bird drops a load in his eye. So he's wiping and wiping at his eye, and his buddy goes, "Hold on! There's a restroom up ahead. I'll go get some toilet paper." And the first guy goes, "Ah, don't bother. That gull's probably miles away by now!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18784445.post-31396373458056244102008-02-01T23:25:00.000-05:002008-02-01T23:25:00.000-05:00"Two birders walk into a bar....""Two birders walk into a bar...."Susan Gets Nativehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00216170589750418861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18784445.post-78232221793854110232008-02-01T23:08:00.000-05:002008-02-01T23:08:00.000-05:00Sorry, Laura, I'm horrible with jokes. But how ab...Sorry, Laura, I'm horrible with jokes. <BR/>But how about imagining that photo is a WARM, sunny beach. I can almost feel the sand between my toes and feel the warmth on my face. <BR/>Oooo.<BR/><BR/>Hoping you find happy thoughts to keep your balance.nina at Nature Remains.https://www.blogger.com/profile/07888238636692649668noreply@blogger.com