Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Scorched earth - our first attempt at a vegetable garden

We're not always successful and the photos aren't always pretty. Oftentimes, we do really stupid things.

The photo at left is proof positive that my DH and I are dangerous idiots. A few years ago, yours truly, the newly-minted master gardener, got the bright idea to use newspapers and straw to cover her just planted vegetable seedlings. This (potentially combustible) mulch would hold in moisture and keep out weeds. Great idea, right?

Enter my DH, the easily distractable and absent-minded volunteer fireman. Being the tool-loving crafty man that he is, he built trellises for the beans and cucumbers and a nice little lattice fence to keep out the critters.

Late on a Sunday afternoon he's out putting the finishing touches on his handiwork and decides to fire-up the tikki torches to keep the notorious jersey mosquitos at bay. After a while he wanders inside.

Next came a neighbor on a bicycle drawn to our yard by the smoke and flames. Then came the firetrucks. Can you imagine our embarrassment? We're inside oblivious while our backyard is in flames!


My dear brother, who has a sick sense of humor and skills with photoshop, sent us this a few days later. That's my other brother standing with the shovel and great physique in the center of the photo.

So, we learned a few lessons with that experience and our friends and family (and the neighbors!) had a good laugh at our expense.

Note: For some odd reason I can't make the above photo *clickable* for enlargement to read the captions. The caption by my brother with the shovel says "Our compost expert gives advice on composting with ash: it's simple - all you need is a match!". The Iraqi press officer says, "I don't know what you are talking about. There were no fires here!." In this issue: *Terroristic Gardening - tips from comical Ali *How to roast your peppers while still on the vine *Don't get MAD at weeds, get EVEN *How your garden can earn you big money in insurance claims Next issue: *The experts will give their tips on garden tool fire sales *Save time - combine your gardening with your grilling! And the woodchuck flipping us off says: Tips on getting those pesky varmits! Smoke 'em out!

Did I mention my brother was sick?!?

5 comments:

Susan Gets Native said...

Oh, man, I needed a good laugh like that! Can I adopt your brother?

LauraHinNJ said...

Which one - the one with the nice physique or the one with the sense of humor? *grin*

Jim said...

That's one of the funniest gardening stories I've ever read, talk about master composters, you guys are awesome! Once you till in that ash you may have some fine garden soil there, I'll be looking forward to seeing what you grow there.

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Hi wow that's too bad, what a waste of ground, how did that happened to your brother??? What did he do??? You will need a shovel to remove the ash in the soil.

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